Z. Pigman: Porcine Survivalist

May 5 '12

Z: It’s quite alright, Miss Kristen, I’m just glad you weren’t a mean Anon, we get those occasionally. And of course we could be friends, I don’t see why not.

My word, you are tall.

And Miss… Artist, it’s alright, it’s understandable.

((Heeeey, welcome to the community, K’s Artist! Glad to see you’re giving this a go. :D If you need anyone to chat to, you can come poke at me over on my side account, iffin’ you want!))

2 notes Tags: Like seriously I like to consider myself to be pretty nice When I'm not being incredibly evil and fairylike Fairies are evil askkristen-the-enderhuman

May 4 '12
Z: … That they felt they couldn’t approach me without hiding! I like to think I’m fairly approachable for an undead inhuman freak of nature. Ah well, such is… unlife.

Z: … That they felt they couldn’t approach me without hiding! I like to think I’m fairly approachable for an undead inhuman freak of nature. Ah well, such is… unlife.

3 notes Tags: Srsly anon it's cool bro He's not offended or anything

May 3 '12

2 notes

May 1 '12

askskylordandalmonder:
Yes


Z has absconded!

askskylordandalmonder:

Yes

Z has absconded!

(Source: zpigman)

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May 1 '12
askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it
Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But
Z
Come on now
Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is askin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

But Z
Z
it’s not like that
it’s more like…
ok maybe it is exactly that

Z: And no is no, end of discussion! *folds arms*

Then I must pet your face.

Z: No, you mustn’t, you just want to. Don’t exaggerate!

Come here Z
Let me pet your face


Z: Nope.

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it

Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But

Z

Come on now

Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is askin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

But Z

Z

it’s not like that

it’s more like…

ok maybe it is exactly that

Z: And no is no, end of discussion! *folds arms*

Then I must pet your face.

Z: No, you mustn’t, you just want to. Don’t exaggerate!

Come here Z

Let me pet your face

Z: Nope.

36 notes (via askskylordtheflyingdog & zpigman)

May 1 '12
askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it
Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But
Z
Come on now
Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is askin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

But Z
Z
it’s not like that
it’s more like…
ok maybe it is exactly that

Z: And no is no, end of discussion! *folds arms*

Then I must pet your face.

Z: No, you mustn’t, you just want to. Don’t exaggerate!

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it

Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But

Z

Come on now

Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is askin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

But Z

Z

it’s not like that

it’s more like…

ok maybe it is exactly that

Z: And no is no, end of discussion! *folds arms*

Then I must pet your face.

Z: No, you mustn’t, you just want to. Don’t exaggerate!

36 notes (via askskylordtheflyingdog & zpigman)Tags: Then Skylord is a hobag j/k just too creepy and doglike for Z

May 1 '12
askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it
Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But
Z
Come on now
Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is askin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

But Z
Z
it’s not like that
it’s more like…
ok maybe it is exactly that

Z: And no is no, end of discussion! *folds arms*

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it

Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But

Z

Come on now

Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is askin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

But Z

Z

it’s not like that

it’s more like…

ok maybe it is exactly that

Z: And no is no, end of discussion! *folds arms*

36 notes (via askskylordtheflyingdog & zpigman)Tags: Z is not a homosexual Karkat I mean Skylord

May 1 '12
askglass:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it
Z, can I play with your tail?

fdkhgkdhgkdhfg Z.  I cannot even handle that little spring tail of yours.  <333
*Squweee*

Z: Eehh, I should figure out how to keep it tucked into my trousers, this is so embarrassing.

askglass:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it

Z, can I play with your tail?

fdkhgkdhgkdhfg Z.  I cannot even handle that little spring tail of yours.  <333

*Squweee*

Z: Eehh, I should figure out how to keep it tucked into my trousers, this is so embarrassing.

36 notes (via askglass & zpigman)

May 1 '12
askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it
Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But
Z
Come on now
Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that&#8217;s attached to my posterior, so your request is akin to asking to play with my bottom. That&#8217;s weird.

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it

Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

But

Z

Come on now

Don’t be stubborn

Z: Y-you could pull it off! And that’s attached to my posterior, so your request is akin to asking to play with my bottom. That’s weird.

36 notes (via askskylordtheflyingdog & zpigman)

May 1 '12
askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it
Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

askskylordandalmonder:

zpigman:

Z: Do anons usually find tails cute, or are you unique in this?

No, I find it adorable as well

Z: Well, uh… thank you?

I kind of want to play with it

Z, can I play with your tail?

Z: NO. O___O I would ask that you kindly leave my tail alone, thank you.

36 notes (via askskylordtheflyingdog & zpigman)